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Pei Modern

Taking the road less travelled with offal predilections and savoury desserts, Pei Modern is contentious creativity.

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Our experience

Pei Modern – the frontage

American-Chinese architect, I. M. Pei, is as renowned as he is divisive. In many of his projects, he has courted controversy — for example, the glass pyramid of the Louvre Museum in Paris considered both as a national atrocity and an affront to the neighbouring classical architecture, and yet also lauded as a touch of modernity for old Paris; the Bank of China Tower in Hong Kong applauded for its striking appearance and yet criticised for its lack of feng shui appreciation. It’s this same philosophy of contentious creativity that has seemingly been translated into Pei Modern, a recent newcomer to Melbourne’s burgeoning refined casual dining scene. Located directly across the driveway of the Sofitel Hotel, Pei Modern offers a circadian experience of breakfast, lunch, after-work drinks and dinner, taken al fresco, at a discretely partitioned bar or in the sit-down dining area. Rejecting Melbourne’s exasperating obsession with industrial blackness and dark furnishings,  it’s graced with an unmistakeable modernist-cubist influence. Moody pyramidal lighting profile the retro curves and soft lines of a main dining area. Chairs awashed in an artic-white Nordic palette wrap around tables that are spaced closely and sparsely set with not a bread plate nor linen tablecloth in sight. They afford view of chefs incubating in a partly-opened kitchen and of trucks and taxis unloading cargo and people outside.

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Pei Modern – the venue setting

Since its opening in the early days of autumn 2012, MoMo & Coco have visited three times, each time for after-work dinners. Pei Modern’s modern Australian-European a la carte menu follows a traditional 3-course structure. However, many a diner appeared to have disregarded this for a share-plate meal, especially given that there was little difference in size (yet significant difference in price) between the entrees and the mains. Dinner began with excellent bread presented in a rough-hewn bag…and no bread plates, a practice that made our dining parties squeamish, leaving us wondering where to place uneaten bread. Of the entrees, the Blue Swimmer Crab ($16) was a timeless dish. Scattered in a soft beige puddle of almond gazpacho, the sharp punctuation of small grape halves were somewhat strange amidst a redolent creaminess. It did require a light counterpoint, but the crisp sweetness of the grapes were not well-matched. Deconstructed into its cellular components, the Onion Tart ($16) was a short stack of flaky pastry topped with a mound of penetrative onion mix, embellished with laser-thin flakes of dehydrated and raw mushrooms. It was a beautiful work of art, and a wonder to eat.

Pei Modern – contentious creativity that merely requires a little more consistency

By contrast, the Dutch Cream Potatoes ($12) that came with the most gushing recommendation of the wait staff exemplified why diners should always trust their own instincts. Understated flavours, dear readers, is a euphemism for bland. Folded through a fanciful list of ingredients (potato foam, bone marrow, mojama and coffee), it was little more than mashed potato with the taste of the earth. Most disappointing. Of the mains, Pei Modern showcased an unnerving predilection for offal, reflective of a seemingly crescendo-ing trend in Melbourne restaurants that we shall never comprehend. Intrepid diners might relish the pork jowl, ox cheeks, chicken gizzards etc, but for us, the ominously black logs of Boudin Noir ($28) were sufficient to devastate our senses for the rest of the night. Choking. No, far more edible was that Fish ($32) — a hapuka on one occasion, a grouper variety on another, just crusted on top and sweet flesh underneath. Wafting of autumnal glory, it radiated from a warm gold pool of sea urchin butter and a smothering of a harvest of sweet corn. Just beautiful. There was a slow-cooked Lamb ($35) something on one of our visits that imparted a slight spiced tone, seated alongside four orbs of beautifully seared scallops. Quite good too, but nothing special.

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Contentious creativity again abounds in desserts at Pei Modern. Of three on offer on MoMo & Coco’s first visit to five on our most recent, we feature our favourite three desserts in this blog post…in accordance with our blog philosophy. The rest — disparate blobs and plops fuddled up onto a plate — we can happily bypass on future visits. The first sweet irresistible we shall tell you about is the savoury dessert that we anticipate to become Pei Modern’s hallmark – a “Caramelised Tomato” ($15) — a small soft red orb that had been eviscerated and fully stuffed with cubes and granules of twelve spices. Anchored by an ice cream quenelle imparting the characteristic sharp kick of aniseed, it tasted halfway between a spiced cake and a spiced Christmas mince pie. Unforgettable. Beware though — on our first sampling, our wait staff could not elaborate and told us to “guess” the ingredients, and at a second sampling, another wait staff only managed half of the ingredients. Tsk tsk.

Pei Modern – the “Caramelised Tomato”

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The second sweet irresistible from Pei Modern that we love is the “Sauternes Custard” ($15), lacquered with beguiling ombre shades of orange and yellow and imparting slightly sweet tones from the sauternes (a French dessert wine). It was accompanied by crispy curly twigs of excellent crostoli for dipping into a custard. The issue in this dessert was the custard — traditionally, sauternes custard should be a little more silken than the thicker, viscous substance of English custard, and also a little less firm than the creme brulee or creme caramel. But, on one sampling occasion at Pei Modern, the custard erred on a far too watery/runny aspect.

Pei Modern – the “Sauternes Custard and Crostoli”

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Less special was the “Coffee Sorbet” ($15), an example of the other 3-4 less-considered blobby desserts encountered which we have decided not to feature in this journal-blog review. In this particular sweet irresistible, a swirl of bavarois-like cream of an anodyne taste lay curled under a dull coffee cream-/-icecream dollop. Its accompanying dry rocks of chocolate cake did little to enliven this very sluggish dessert.

Pei Modern – the “Coffee Sorbet”

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With regards to service, MoMo & Coco would note to you two things: firstly, keep one ear open for any annoying timed booking policy that may or may not apply depending on who answers your reservation call. Secondly, take note that the wait staff, especially the maitre d’, will take especial care of your table if it consists of hospitality industry personalities and/or SLR-camera-toting diners. For all others, if any of the prior-mentioned persons dine near you, good luck. Good luck with service that although is generally professional and courteous, can be quite inconsistent, verging on being downright aloof and less than reasonably timely.

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Our verdict

Pei Modern is a question mark. Its architecture is pleasing in its elegant bright modernism, the ambience buzzing and date-night ideal, but its culinary offerings are unfortunately, hit and miss — revelatory in flavours and technique in some parts yet devastatingly disappointing in other aspects. The predominance of offal on the menu is most unpalatable. Neolithic-ism in vogue? No thank you! With the exception of the tomato dessert and the sauternes custard, desserts in particular require serious re-consideration. The service standard too is of a protean nature. Pei Modern clearly has no atavistic urge to be like its older sibling in Sydney — the very fine, very beautiful Marque. That’s entirely fine a business proposition in a city more inclined to casual dining, but MoMo & Coco cannot help but feel sad that the opportunity to launch a true fine dining institution has been foregone for something just a bit edgier but barely distinguishable from what is already widely available in Melbourne. Although our past three visits to Pei Modern have been overwhelmingly of disappointed expectations, we do however recognise its potential. Like its namesake architect, Pei Modern is about creativity and contention. It just needs consistency.

  • Dessert adventure checklist
  1. Dessert destination: Pei Modern Restaurant, 45 Collins Street, Melbourne CBD, Vic 3000.
  2. Budget: $$$.
  3. Sweet irresistibles: Restaurant dessert. Modern Australian/European.
  4. Must-eat: The “Caramelised Tomato.”
  5. The short and sweet story: Taking the road less travelled with offal predilections and savoury desserts, Pei Modern is contentious creativity.
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13 comments on “Pei Modern

  1. Daisy@Nevertoosweet
    May 1, 2012

    Ohhh I.M. Pei I know him :) i remember going to the Louve in Paris and complaining about the glass pyramid hahaha i don’t like it because I don’t think it fits in with the classical look of Paris :) but he’s very talented! This looks like an amazing place for desserts! I can’t wait to drag my sister to go with me :D

    • MoMo & Coco
      May 2, 2012

      Hi again Daisy — eergh, no. I think we noted that we didn’t like Pei Modern’s desserts at all…except for the tomato dessert and one sampling of the sauternes custard. It’s over-hyped. There are far better places elsewhere in Melbourne. Hope that clarifies, MoMo & Coco.

      • Daisy@Nevertoosweet
        May 3, 2012

        Hello MoMo and Coco :) I’m really sorry I must’ve misread your post, I thought you said that it wasn’t too bad and I was attracted by the name and presentation of it all ~

  2. Em
    May 2, 2012

    I had a drink there the other night and was looking forward to trying dinner, but it might go back down the list after your review.

    • MoMo & Coco
      May 2, 2012

      Hi Em – thanks for your comment. Yes, it is a pity, isn’t it. Pei Modern really could have been something. If you do visit, let us know how you go. Thanks for your readership, MoMo & Coco.

  3. Catherine
    May 3, 2012

    I went there for lunch opening week and it was really disappointing so I’ve stayed far away from dinner. Glad I’m not the only one who thinks so!

    • MoMo & Coco
      May 5, 2012

      Hi Catherine – thanks for your comment. Don’t worry, we thought we and our friends who dined with us on the three occasions had strange tastebuds or something…that is, until we received a few emails from readers after this review stating that they agree with us too. We just find it strange that most print-media reviewers (and of course, those food bloggers who received invites) scored Pei Modern so highly. (??). Thanks for your continued readership, MoMo & Coco.

  4. libishski
    May 3, 2012

    My friend and I are going to Pei Modern in a couple of weeks – looking forward to it! Sucked to hear that the Dutch cream potatoes were crap (the name would have fooled me into thinking that it was awesome, heh) but great to hear that there are other dishes on the menu that deserve applause. That caramelised tomato looks sexy as!

    • MoMo & Coco
      May 5, 2012

      Hi Libishki – thank you for your comment. Food is subjective, we noted in our above review that “intrepid”/adventurous diners might like Pei Modern…you might like that Dutch Cream Potatoes, we just didn’t. Looking forward to hearing how your visit goes! Thanks for your readership, MoMo & Coco.

  5. Sophie Wang (@aecliss)
    May 22, 2012

    The Sauternes Custard looks spectacular, but after reading your review, I’m not as enthusiastic about visiting Pei Modern as I once was.

    Henry and the Fox might be worth a visit though instead.

    • MoMo & Coco
      May 26, 2012

      Hi Sophie – thanks for your comment. As we said, if you like very modern food with an offal focus, Pei Modern might be for you. Of course, our review is based on our subjective inclinations so keep that in mind. :) Thank you for your readership, looking forward to sharing more dessert adventures with you ~ MoMo & Coco.

  6. Em
    June 18, 2012

    We made it to Pei Modern on Saturday night and weren’t overally impressed. The food lacked the wow factor and was over priced for what it was. We shared a dessert and J declared it the best thing he ate in the restaurant. We wouldn’t return. However, we would go back and eat at the bar. J had quite a few of the bar’s offering before I got there and he enjoyed everything. I only had the pork nuggets but they were excellent.

    • MoMo & Coco
      June 29, 2012

      Hi Em – apologies for the delay in reply, thanks for your comment. Yes, Pei Modern was in our opinion, overhyped. Rather underwhelming stuff as we noted in our above review. Offal oh dear. Not sure if even good bar snacks would tempt us back. Thanks for your readership, let us know if you have dessert recs! ~ MoMo & Coco.

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